that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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