you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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