Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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