:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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