BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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