he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
