You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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