Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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