I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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