People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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