I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i wish my penis had a tongue
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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