why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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