Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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