my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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