awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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