i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
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When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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