I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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