fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
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Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.