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I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
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do you know where my other puke covered boot is
just found out that she named her cat after me.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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