i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
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Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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