im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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