Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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