Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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