i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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