DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Randomize
