so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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