so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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