i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
i now understand why vodka
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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