i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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