It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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