How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
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