he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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