I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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