i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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