Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
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They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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