He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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