Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
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Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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