so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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