I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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