You surviving the open bar?
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Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I think a kid would responsible me up
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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