Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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