You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
