what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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