I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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