Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
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it's like my freshman wet dream come true
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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