Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
He had one of those small greek statue penises
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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