I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Randomize
