I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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