Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
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Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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