What a fucking waste of an outfit
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
then he tried to convert me to islam
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
so much tequila, so little girl.
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