Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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