I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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