Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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