I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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