Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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