the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
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