he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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