so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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