At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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